In the last hour, I’ve suffered a water main break in my neighborhood and an eyebrow waxing. Plus the thong I 
just bought is chaffing. Just kidding. I didn’t buy a thong. Borrowed the wife’s. NOT! What the heck! When you head off the your favorite Asian hair-cuttery and your wife floats out the comment, “Oh, ask her to wax your eyebrows.” It kind of hits you.
Crap! Am I THAT old! There’s a guy at church who sounds like Boris Carloff and has eyebrows that would make the steel wool manufacturers jealous.
“Do you want to look like him, honey?”
No, I don’t. Just hand me your leopard skin bra. I’ve had my eye on it for awhile anyway…
…nice work too…but next time, have them add a nose hair trim for a few dollars more…also, next time your wife suggests that your trim something you normally don’t trim, you could return the suggestion (but on second thought, you want to remain married, don’t u)
By: Dr Steve on July 6, 2008
at 9:12 pm
I’m really starting to get sick of the “at your/our age” comments, too.
By: JJ on July 7, 2008
at 11:14 pm
Hey, I think most of the Village People waxed their eyebrows, so don’t sweat it one bit…it doesn’t mean anything…yeah, don’t sweat it…I think.
By: Dr. Steve on July 8, 2008
at 8:53 am
File the below under “bag the thong, dude”…tightie whities, boxers or nothing!!!
Ok, Ok…I have a funny story involving women’s underwear…you see, I went camping with my frat brothers one weekend, and my girlfriend hadn’t done any laundry that week…that was back in the day that your girlfriend might have even considered doing laundry…anyways, so I grab a pair of undies from our shared dresser, not realizing they were one of hers…so we are camping out in the Penns woods, and I go wake up and get out of my sleeping bag in the AM, and suddenly realize I am standing in front of my frat bros with my girlfriend’s undies on…and no, it didn’t turn into a scene from Deliverance, but I never did quite live it down.
By: Dr. Steve on July 9, 2008
at 9:35 am
Would that be the same leopard skin bra that was modeled for us by Casey in the GRHS locker room?
By: Bamm-Bamm on August 21, 2008
at 8:00 pm