Posted by: Brian Wood | May 15, 2008

Ripley for president!

Again, another advertising | marketing slam dunk and a deal at the same time. Warrant Officer Ripley, played by the tough-ass Sigourney Weaver needs to be our next president. She is devoid of “cankles” and is sharp as a tack.

The Quadrilogy box set is the bargain of the week. $46 for 9 DVD’s! That’s five bucks a DVD… better than the bargain bin at Wal•Mart.

Based on the fact that white men have mismanaged the train wreck that our society and economy has become, I think the country agrees that someone new needs a shot at the least attractive job in the world.

The 3 dubious candidates currently running are most definitely the “B” team at best.

Ripley takes on surly crew members and intensely aggressive female alien creatures without a second of panic.

And she handles high-tech, high-powered weapons with ease and aplomb. Reminds me of my lovely wife! :)

Check out what’s in the box… I couldn’t even fit it on my kitchen table for this awesome photo!

I recommend a write-in campaign in November. Vote early and often for Ripley. And vote to drill in Anwar for oil, as well as to bring back the nuclear-powered Pinto to release us from the grip of mid-east oil and $9 a gallon gas!

Responses

I’m concerned about her position on gun control and animal welfare

Ken, my former Ridger offensive lineman partner, she controls her guns quite well and I believe she is a cat lover. No sweat! :)

Warrant Officer Ripley…everything Captain Kirk wanted to be, but wasn’t.

Amen, JJ. “There is SOME thing or some ONE, on the WING!” Master of over-acting! :)

obsess much? now you’ve got all the alien you could ever want :-)

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