Posted by: Brian Wood | May 9, 2008

I’m not dead.

Been out of town doing wet work for the CIA, then came back to a loaded voice mail tape. More paying work. No body disposal. Most excellent.

That being said, I will leave you with this image from my epic journey back from the southland…

Arby’s! What are you thinking?! A Roast beef outfit positioned next to a place that displays roast…? Never mind. You are judged by the company you keep.

And the next time you decide to install a fire hydrant in the middle of nowhere, please do a better job of securing it to the truck!

This 900 pound, fire-engine red potential projectile of bolted and welded steel was bouncing around on top of the PVC pipe like a BB on a vibrating cookie sheet.

Truckers of the world, secure your loads! Or you’ll have some “’splaining” to do!…

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Great examples why roadtrips are almost always cool.

By: JJ on May 9, 2008
at 6:19 pm

look, if you want a roast beef sandwich, you dont have to drive to arby’s or the strip club next door. you can simply drive down the road to brookwood and ask whether or not the girl is going to be a senior. if she is, then she is probably 18, but i’d check the id just to avoid jail time. after that’s established, know in your head that your not about to pull your standard highschool femmes, you are going with a girl that put jenna jameson to shame before she was a teenager. its the brookwood way…

as far as the fire hydrant, if it hits you in the face doin 75 down a freeway, then you die and you wake up to being judged. if not, then piss on it like any other dog would do and try to get on with your day.

long and short of it is, life’s too short to freak about all the threats that are around you. if you do, then the beast wins through your worry. but if you need a distraction, you know who to call for a friendly push-up competition..

and dont worry, ill be back before i leave.
the truth has spoken
(that’s what id say if i was a professional wrestler for the WWE)
latre senor,
numero dos

By: Truelove on May 9, 2008
at 6:32 pm

…just one question regarding the very last picture below the truck…where did you get the picture of Nick Nolte after a long night out?

By: Dr Steve on May 16, 2008
at 11:26 am

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